Martinis
Elliot's Dry
- With olives: 3.5 Leopold's Gin or Silvertree Vodka
- With twist: 4 Leopold's Gin or Silvertree Vodka
- .5 Lillet
- Stirred, chilled martini glass, olives or twist
Elliot's Dirty
- 2.5 Beefeater Gin or Silvertree Vodka
- 1.5 Olive Juice
- Martini glass, olives
Colorado Herb
- 3 Spring 44 Gin
- .5 Lillet
- .5 Lemon
- .5 Rosemary & Thyme SS
- Martini glass, rosemary sprig
Cucumber's Last Stand
- 1 Hendrick's Gin
- 1 Cucumber Vodka
- .75 Chareau
- .75 St-Germain
- .75 Lemon
- Martini glass, cucumber ribbon
Helvis
- 2 Hot Vodka
- 2 Bloody Mix
- Chilled Martini glass, stirred, 2 olives & 1 onion
Lemon Drop
- 1.5 Hangar 1 Lemon Vodka
- 1.5 Spring 44 Honey Vodka
- .75 Lemon
- .75 Honey SS
- Martini glass, sugar rim
Peach Better Have My Honey
- 2.5 Ketel Peach & Orange Blossom Vodka
- 1 Aperol
- .5 Honey
- .5 Lemon
- Martini glass, orange peel
The Secret Garden
- 2.5 Absolut Pear Vodka
- 1 Pomegranate Liqueur
- .5 Lemon
- .5 Rosemary & Thyme SS
- Martini glass, rosemary sprig
Strawberry Martini
- 2.5 Gin or Vodka
- .5 Strawberry Purée
- .5 Lillet
- .5 Lemon
- .5 SS
- Martini glass, strawberry wedge
Tequila Mockingbird
- 2.25 Jalepeño Infused Hornitos Tequila
- 1 Watermelon Purée
- .75 Lime
- .5 Agave
- Martini glass, jalepeño slice
Vincent's Ruin
- 3.5 Rye
- .5 St-Germain
- .5 Lemon
- Absinthe Rinse
- Martini glass, twist
Featured Cocktails
Bad Bitch
- 1 Spiced Rum
- 1 Coconut Rum
- .25 Peach Rum
- .5 Pineapple Juice
- .5 OJ
- Crème de Cassis drop-layer
- Collins, built, lime & cherry
Dimension of Xibalba
- 2 Mezcal
- .5 Cynar
- .5 Pamplemousse
- 1 Lime
- .5 Serrano SS
- Big rocks, grapefruit half-wheel
Kelly Koral
- 1.5 Ketel One Grapefruit Rose Vodka
- .75 St-Germain
- .5 Strawberry Purée
- .5 Lemon
- Prosecco Float
- Coupe, Strawberry
La Tortuga
- 2.5 Cilantro Infused Mezcal
- 1 Lime
- 1 SS
- Big rocks glass, regular rocks, smoked salt rim, orange peel
Memories of the Future
- 2 Hendrick’s Orbium Gin
- .75 Basil Simple Syrup
- .75 Lime
- 2 Basil Leaves
- 2 dashes Frolic Bitters
- Coupe, shaken & strained, basil leaf
My Horse Died, I Nearly Drowned
- 2.5 Yellowstone
- .25 Benedictine
- .5 Cointreau
- 2 dash Apple Bitters
- Stirred, coupe, orange twist
The One We Don't Talk About
- 2 Ancestors Gin
- .75 Raspberry Syrup
- .5 Lemon
- Absinthe Rinse
- Coupe, raspberry
Take Me Out to the Ballgame
- 1.75 Sunflower Seed Infused Vodka
- 2 Pickle Juice
- Martini glass, pickle
Winnie the Pooh is a Drunk
- 1.75 Bourbon
- .75 Lemon
- 1 Honey SS
- Coupe, gummy bears
Dessertinis
Hairy Bean
- 1 Vanilla Vodka
- 1 Chocolate Vodka
- .5 Meletti Chocolate
- .5 White Crème de Cacao
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, chocolate shavings, 3 coffee beans
Key Lime Pie
- 1.5 Roses Lime
- 1.5 White Crème de Cacao
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, lime, cherry
Lemon Square
- 1.5 Vanilla Vodka
- .75 Lemon
- .75 SS
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, lemon peel
Lenny’s Last Chance
- 1.5 Vanilla Vodka
- 1 Cranberry
- .5 Strawberry Purée
- Splash Grenadine
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, strawberry wedge, cherry
Midnight Express
- 1.5 Van Gogh Espresso Vodka
- .75 Meletti Chocolate
- .75 Coffee Liqueur
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, coffee grounds, 3 coffee beans
Mint on Your Pillow
- 1 Crème de Menthe
- 1 Coffee Liqueur
- 1 Irish Cream
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, chocolate shavings, Junior Mint
Naked in the Woods
- 1 Coffee Liqueur
- 1 Dark Crème de Cacao
- 1 Hazelnut Liqueur
- Splash Goldschlager
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, cinnamon, cherry
Peaches & Cash Rules Everything Around Me
- 1.5 peach schnapps
- 1 OJ
- .75 5003 falernum
- 5 dash peach bitters
- 1 cream
- Martini, mint garnish
Thai Me Up
- 2 Thai Tea Infused Vodka
- .5 Irish Cream
- 1 Vanilla Bean SS
- 1 Cream
Seasonal Cocktails
Another One
- 2.25 Bluecoat Gin
- 1 Luxardo Apricot Liqueur
- .75 Lemon
- Coupe, orange peel
Café du Monde
- Amaro delle Sirene
- Meletti Chocolate
- Coffee Liqueur
- 1.5 Cream
- Martini glass, chocolate shavings & coffee grounds
Hole in the Desert
- 1.75 Ilegal Mezcal
- .75 5003 Falernum
- .5 Aperol
- .5 Lime
- 5 dashes Orange Bitters
- Coupe, orange peel
How Now, Fellow?
- 2 Dewar’s White Label Scotch
- .75 Pamplemousse
- 1 Toasted Coconut Syrup
- .5 Lemon
- 3 dashes Angostura Bitters
- 3 dashes Lavender Bitters
Impetuous Passion
- 2.5 Hornitos Reposado
- .75 Chinola Passionfruit Liqueur
- 1 5003 Falernum
- .75Lemon
- 2 dashes Mole Bitters
- Martini glass, tahjin rim
Paradise Found
- 2 Four Roses Bourbon
- 1 Saffron Liqueur
- 4 Basil Leaves
- .75 Lemon
- .5 Honey
- Big rocks glass, shake without straining, top with ice
The Apple is a Failed Pear
- 2 Caravedo Pisco
- .75 Rothman & Winter Pear Liqueur
- .75 Lime
- .75 Cinnamon Syrup
- Martini, lime
Sisters Not Twins
- 2 Genever
- 1 Gin
- .5 Pineapple Juice
- .75 Ginger Syrup
- .75 Lemon
- Big rocks glass, big cubes, ginger cube
Spill the Tea
- 1.5 Hendrick’s Grand Cabaret Gin
- 1 Hibiscus Tea
- .75 Lemon
- .75 Cinnamon Syrup
- Martini glass, dried hibiscus
Mocktails
Bramblin’ & Gamblin’
- Muddled Blackberries
- 2 Seedlip Garden Zero-Proof Spirit
- .75 Lime
- .5 Ginger SS
- .25 Vanilla Bean SS
- Coupe, blackberry
Cosmo’s Kid Sister
- 2 Seedlip Citrus Zero-Proof Spirit
- 1 Cranberry
- .5 Lime
- .5 OJ
- .5 SS
Damned if Yuzu, Damned if You Don’t
- Fever Tree Lime & Yuzu Soda
- .5 Lime
- .75 Vanilla Bean SS
- Collins, lime peel
Golden Delicious
- 1.5 Seedlip Spice Zero-Proof Spirit
- .75 Lemon
- .75 Apple SS
- .5 Maple Syrup
- Coupe, ginger cube
Like That
- 1 Seedlip Citrus Grove Zero-Proof Spirit
- .5 Grapefruit Juice
- .5 OJ
- .5 Lemon
- .5 Honey SS
- .5 Turmeric SS
- Big rocks glass, orange peel
Lenny’s a Virgin
- 1 Vanilla Bean Simple Syrup
- 1 Cranberry Juice
- .5 Strawberry Purée
- .5 Grenadine
- 1.5 Cream
Mr. Tea
- 2.25 Hibiscus Tea
- 1 Earl Grey SS
- .25 Cinnamon SS
- 1 Lemon
- Collins, lemon wedge
Pint of Ice Cream
- .75 Pistachio SS
- .5 Vanilla SS
- .5 Lime
- 1.5 Cream
- Coupe, crushed pistachios
Strawberry Groove
- 2 Basil Leaves
- .5 Strawberry Purée
- .5 Lime
- .5 Turmeric SS
- .5 Honey SS
- Shake and strain into absinthe glass, top with soda and a splash of ginger beer, basil leaf